How do you make a cat sounds like a dog?

Douse it in gasoline and set it on fire. !

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog that can walk on its hind legs all the time?

A human.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a frog?

A dog who can lick himself from across the room

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do cats listen to during their free time?

they listen to podcats.

What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?

The cat ate her.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What do you call making jokes of a chicken on fire?

Roasting a chicken.

How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound does a bouncing plane make?

Boeing boeing boeing

What does it sound like when two churches fight?

Pew Pew PEWPEWPEW!!!

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What do you have in a room full of tweakers?

A full set of teeth.

What do you call a night watchman with deep-set self-esteem issues?

An insecurity guard

Gasoline Jokes More Gasoline Jokes

How do you make a Cat sound like a Dog?

You pour some gasoline on it, light it on fire and it will go

How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.

Douse Jokes More Douse Jokes

How do you make a cat go 'woof'?

Douse it in gasoline and set it alight.

How do you make a cat go "woof"?

Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!