How do you make a cat sounds like a dog?

Douse it in gasoline and set it on fire. !

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why are dogs bad at dancing?

They have two left feet

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why do cats make better medical technicians than dogs?

Because dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan.

Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?

To the retail store!

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?

when his hand caught fire!!

What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire?

Arrr son!

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

Why are notes natural leaders?

Because while a note makes a sound, the rest is silent.

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!

What did the communist say at the beginning of the race?

On your Marx, get set, go!"

Gasoline Jokes More Gasoline Jokes

How do you change a cat into a dog?

Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"

How do you make a cat go 'woof'?

Douse it in gasoline and set it alight.

Douse Jokes More Douse Jokes

How do you make a cat go 'woof'?

Douse it in gasoline and set it alight.

How do you make a cat go "woof"?

Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!