How do you make a cat sounds like a dog?

Douse it in gasoline and set it on fire. !

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What do you call a insomniac dyslexic agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!

How do you teach your dog to roll over ?

Put him on fire.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How many cats does it take for a woman to qualify as a "crazy cat lady?

None. Just a couple of youtube cat videos.

How many cats?

One.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the employee get fired from the calendar manufacturing company?

He took a day off

What did the ruthless businessman say to his employees?

If at first you don't succeed - you're fired!

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What's small, orange and sounds like a parrot?

An oompa loompa with a sore throat.

What's the sound of a one-handed corpse clapping?

Dead silence. What's the sound of a one-handed zombie clapping? Undead silence. Thanks to my gaming group for those.

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Who sang at the funeral of those who died in a railroads arson?

Adele. Some one set fire to the train

What is robin going to get for Christmas?

An oviposition set

Gasoline Jokes More Gasoline Jokes

How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

How do you make a cat sounds like a dog?

Douse it in gasoline and set it on fire. !

Douse Jokes More Douse Jokes

How do you make a cat sounds like a dog?

Douse it in gasoline and set it on fire. !

How do you make a cat go 'woof'?

Douse it in gasoline and set it alight.