How do you make a cat sounds like a dog?

Douse it in gasoline and set it on fire. !

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did Helen Keller name her dog?

akjnveoajknoea

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Who is the favourite communist leader of all the cats?

Mao

What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ?

She had mittens !

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the bullet stay home?

Because it got fired!

How many assholes does it take to change a lightbulb?

It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound does and alcohlic train make?

Chug chug chug chug chug chug... I'll show myself out.

What do you call a midget in a Mental Asylum?

I don't really know, but it sounds a little crazy

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

Why did Frodo set his cell phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

What do you get when you put 20 Meth Heads in 1 room?

A full set of teeth

Gasoline Jokes More Gasoline Jokes

How do you make a cat woof?

soak it in gasoline and light it on fire... WOOF!

Why does my shampoo smell like gasoline?

And when did my wife start smoking

Douse Jokes More Douse Jokes

How do you make a cat go "woof"?

Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!

How do you make a cat sounds like a dog?

Douse it in gasoline and set it on fire. !