How do you make a cat sounds like a dog?

Douse it in gasoline and set it on fire. !

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s?

He puts down the three and carries the one.

What did the boy say when his dog died?

What did the boy say when his dog died? I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How can you tell if a cat is blonde?

A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.

Why was Lisa not able to ride a bike?

She was a cat.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent?

The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!

What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

What's the sound that 10 stubby fingers make on a desk?

Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf...*

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

What's the slowest thing in the world?

A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.

Gasoline Jokes More Gasoline Jokes

What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

What's the difference between water and gasoline?

In Flint Michigan you can get gasoline that is unleaded.

Douse Jokes More Douse Jokes

How do you make a cat go 'woof'?

Douse it in gasoline and set it alight.

How do you make a cat sounds like a dog?

Douse it in gasoline and set it on fire. !