How do you make a cat sounds like a dog?

Douse it in gasoline and set it on fire. !

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the dog say after stepping off a sailboat?

Wharf!

Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade?

There were too many vets.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why was Lisa not able to ride a bike?

She was a cat.

What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

What do you call a horse that is on fire?

Neighpalm

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound was made when a water truck collided with a vinegar truck?

DOUCHE!!!

Why do most blind folks not skydive?

The sound of the dog screaming at 8000 feet gets to you after a while.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What did Abraham Lincoln say after recovering from a 3-day drinking binge?

I set* ***who*** *free "*

What do you get when you move 32 Texans into the same room?

A full set of teeth

Gasoline Jokes More Gasoline Jokes

What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

How do you make a cat woof?

soak it in gasoline and light it on fire... WOOF!

Douse Jokes More Douse Jokes

How do you make a cat go "woof"?

Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!

How do you make a cat sounds like a dog?

Douse it in gasoline and set it on fire. !