What did the cannibal who was late to the dinner party get?

The left-ovaries.

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What did the cannibal say to his co-worker?

You should stop by later. The missus and I are having people for dinner.

What did Jeffery Dahmer yell when he jumped in the pool?

CANNIBAL!!!

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What happened when the cannibal was late to the dinner party?

He got the cold shoulder.

What did the cannibal who was late to the dinner party get?

The left-ovaries.