What did the cannibal who was late to the dinner party get?

The left-ovaries.

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How many cannibals does it take to make a sandwich?

Two.

When do cannibals cook you?

On Fried-days.

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What did the cannibal who was late to the dinner party get?

The left-ovaries.

What did the patriarchy serve at their dinner party?

Traditional gender rolls.