What did the cannibal who was late to the dinner party get?

The left-ovaries.

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What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?

He wipes

What happened when the cannibal ate a minister?

He got a taste of religion.

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How do you find a vegan at your dinner party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What do you say to change the atmosphere at a dinner party?

If were all here, who's looking after Madeline?"