What do physics majors do when they hit the club?

They torque it..

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What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

What part hits the wall first?

The lawnmower.

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Why does Torque live on campus?

Because cross products don't commute!

What did the police car say to the muscle car?

Torque

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What's the difference between fight club and veganism?

You don't talk about fight club.

Why did a seal go to the bar?

Because he didn't want to go clubbing.