What's the difference between fight club and veganism?

You don't talk about fight club.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and a bunch of Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have a bunch of Mexicans tattooed all over himself.

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How many Dallas Cowboys fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't. They just talk about when it did work.

How to elephants talk to each other ?

By 'elephone !

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?

An octobrave. I'm sorry.

What's the deal with the Z Fighters?

They aren't fighting to stay awake!

Club Jokes More Club Jokes

Why couldn't the Mod get into the club?

He never got banned.

How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

Fight Club Jokes More Fight Club Jokes

What's the best part about a Fight Club joke?

The punchline.

How'd you get that cut above your eye?

Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"