You don't talk about fight club.
Jesus doesn't have a bunch of Mexicans tattooed all over himself.
One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.
They don't. They just talk about when it did work.
By 'elephone !
An octobrave. I'm sorry.
They aren't fighting to stay awake!
He never got banned.
Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.
The punchline.
Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"