What's the difference between fight club and veganism?

You don't talk about fight club.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr. Day and St. Patricks Day?

Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.

What's the difference between saying sorry and apologizing?

You can say sorry at a funeral.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why did the hipster break up with her boyfriend?

He didn't have all the 7" he kept talking about.

What did the tuba say to the clarinet?

Nothing, instruments don't talk.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you call a reptile who anyways starts fights?

An Insti-Gator

Who would win in a fight, Michael J. Fox or Taylor Swift?

Michael J. Fox he would just shake it off.

Club Jokes More Club Jokes

Why did a seal go to the bar?

Because he didn't want to go clubbing.

What did the bacon say to the sandwich?

This club can't even handle me right now

Fight Club Jokes More Fight Club Jokes

How'd you get that cut above your eye?

Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"

What's the best part about a Fight Club joke?

The punchline.