What part hits the wall first?

The lawnmower.

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How do you stop an alien invasion?

You build a wall.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you can throw them.

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What's the difference between a poor marksman and a constipated owl?

One shoots and shoots but can't hit, and the other...

Why did the masochist STOP hitting himself on the head with a hammer ?

Because it hurt.

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What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary?

Shredded tweet.

What do you do if your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him back to Mexico