What part hits the wall first?

The lawnmower.

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What did the Zionist rabbi say when he heard about the plight of the Palestinian people?

Never mind their wailing. We'll just build more walls!

How do you stop an alien invasion?

You build a wall.

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What did the man say after he was hit by the car?

Nothing. He was dead.

What sound does a fratboy make when he hits the water?

DOUCHE

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What do you do when your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him

What's the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe?

A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.