What part hits the wall first?

The lawnmower.

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

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Why did the stick-figure man's arm keep hitting him in the face?

Because it was the punch line.

How do you stop a clown from laughing?

Hit it in the face with an axe.

Lawnmower Jokes More Lawnmower Jokes

What do you do if your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him back to Mexico

What part hits the wall first?

The lawnmower.