What part hits the wall first?

The lawnmower.

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What did the stupid ghost do?

He used to climb over walls.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye?

A snooker table

What did the divers find the sunken Korean ferry had hit?

Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

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What part hits the wall first?

The lawnmower.

What do you do when your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him