Torque
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Because cross products don't commute!
They torque.
When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.
the torque
They torque it..
Because torque is cheap
Because he's a cross product.
That sinking feeling...
When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "okay, Go ahead."
BAAAHH RAIN!"
Because all the Mexicans that can run, jump, and swim are in America.
Because you already know who it's isss! My little sister told me this joke.
They both look incredibly cute when they are little. They both grow up and go into the transportation business. Note: sikhs - or sardarji as they are commonly known in india - are the largest ethnic group in the truck driver profession. Punjabi food is available on highways across the country.
Or, Laurie Hefner or Grant - Horton Hears a Hugh
Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling
Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.
Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.
Because they won't commute.
Because it wouldn't commute!
The vegan club
You don't talk about fight club.