What's the difference between sanctuary and prison?

Toilet paper.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and incense sticks?

Incense sticks make scents.

What's the difference between a cow and the crucifixion?

You can't milk a cow for 2000 years

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison?

One can't see to go the other can't go to sea.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What do you call a nut on a wall?

A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!

What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet!

Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

No one knows it's never happened.

What does an Australian use instaed of toilet paper?

Bidet, mate.