What's the difference between sanctuary and prison?

Toilet paper.

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What's the difference between the Easter Bunny and a silly monster ?

One's a hare-head and the other's an air-head!

What's the difference between an egg and Elliot Rodger?

An egg gets laid before it cracks.

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Why should you be scared of a white person in prison?

Because they are most certainly guilty.

Why was the Router released early from prison?

It had connections.

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What do you get if you cross a toilet with a pop singer ?

Loo-Loo !

What's long and black?

every day How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity Someone left a plunger in the toilet

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What hand do you wipe with?

Answer: left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.