What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison?

One can't see to go the other can't go to sea.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Will Smith and Scotland ?

Independence Day

What's the difference between training wheels and training bras?

I need two hands to remove training wheels.

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What do you call a singing goat that lives by the sea?

Billy Ocean

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

I don't know I have DirecTV.

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What is the similarity between Caps Lock and prison?

They both turn "o" into "O".

What do you call a retarded psychic who just escaped from prison?

A small medium at-large!

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

What did Jesus say after he healed the blind man?

Made you look!

What did the blind man say when he sipped a frozen drink and was cured?

Icee."

Sailor Jokes More Sailor Jokes

Why couldn't the Sailor steal other peoples work?

It was Pirated.

What is it called when a Sailor in the Navy gets a care package from home?

Underwear Replenishment