One can't see to go the other can't go to sea.
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna
Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are.
SEA / NA
Because a tuna can!
The game ends when they catch the snitch
Congee-gal visit
Cuz he couldn't see it (Probly already posted but I've never seen it on r/jokes before)
Good morning, ladies!"
It was Pirated.
Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.