What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison?

One can't see to go the other can't go to sea.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women?

American women get stoned before they commit adultery..

What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What is white sugary has whiskers and floats on the sea ?

A catameringue !

Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea ?

Jack the kipper !

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What was the parrot doing in prison ?

It was a jail-bird !

What do you call a Psychic Midget who escaped from prison?

Framed.

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish market?

Is this a tumblr meetup?"

How did a blind man meet his wife?

A: On a blind date!

Sailor Jokes More Sailor Jokes

What do you call a random selection of sailors?

A seamen sample

What do you call a pirate that sells things?

A sailor.