What do you call a group of white people sitting on the bench?

A basketball team.

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Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group that keeps getting bigger?

A crew.

What do you call a group of retards in a sauna?

Steamed vegetables.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why were all the rednecks sitting around an ordinary potato waiting for it to talk?

It was a CommonTater I just made this up I swear

What do you do if a girl sits on your hand?

Try to get her off!

White People Jokes More White People Jokes

How many white people does it take to replace a light bulb?

One to hold the bulb, and the rest to screw the whole world.

Why do white people hate being called crackers?

Because they find it insaltine.

Bench Jokes More Bench Jokes

What do you call a bunch of white dudes sitting on a bench?

The NBA

Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)

Basketball Team Jokes More Basketball Team Jokes

Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

Why did the arsonist get kicked off the basketball team?

He kept getting pyro-technicalities.