The archeologists convention is a nerdy bunch of diggers.
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He kept getting pyro-technicalities.
She kept running away from the ball
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Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.
A basketball team. What do you call 9 black guys and a white guy? A baseball team. What do you call 11 black guys and a white guy? A football team. What do you call 100 black guys and a white guy? A cell block
She ran away from the ball.
Because the black kids don't wanna get kicked off the basketball team.
Cause she ran away from the ball
A basketball team.
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A basketball team
A: The handsome the caring and the majority.
Khakistan!
The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"
There wasn't a hole in my dad's space-time continuum.
Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.
He wanted to raise some hard cash.
You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose. :/
Because he expecto'd Petronas.
He denied Jesus 3 times
Getting denied by a car when hitch-hiking.
He was taking a shot.
Throw it into a wood chipper.
Because Peter denied him three times.
We are security guards Peter!
