What's worse than getting dumped by your girlriend?

Getting denied by a car when hitch-hiking.

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What do you call a Mexican guy who's car always goes missing?

Carlos.

What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car?

A windshield viper.

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How did Jared lose 30 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

What do you call somebody who suffers from both depression and trisomy 21?

Down's in the dumps

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Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

Why do black men hate posting on reddit?

Because they can't deny that their comment was the parent.