What's worse than getting dumped by your girlriend?

Getting denied by a car when hitch-hiking.

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Why are hurricanes named after women?

Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car

Why can't Daredevil drive a car?

Because he's from New York.

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What does Madeleine McCann and Bin Laden have in common?

They both got their backdoors smashed in before being dumped in the sea

What's the difference between a woman and a laundry machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around after

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What's the difference between Turkey and Duck?

Duck doesn't deny the Armenian Genocide.

Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*