What's worse than getting dumped by your girlriend?

Getting denied by a car when hitch-hiking.

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What was the car doing in the dressing room?

Changing attire.

Why can't Daredevil drive a car?

Because he's from New York.

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What do you call somebody who suffers from both depression and trisomy 21?

Down's in the dumps

Whats the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machince, it doesnt follow me around

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Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

Why do black men hate posting on reddit?

Because they can't deny that their comment was the parent.