Deny Jokes

Why was the note denied alcohol?

Because it was A Minor.

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What's the difference between Turkey and Duck?

Duck doesn't deny the Armenian Genocide.

Why was Saint Peter so good at basketball?

He denied Jesus 3 times

Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

Why do black men hate posting on reddit?

Because they can't deny that their comment was the parent.

What's worse than getting dumped by your girlriend?

Getting denied by a car when hitch-hiking.

Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

Why did Jesus lose the basketball game?

Because Peter denied him three times.

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How does a nun lose her virginity?

Dresses up as an altar boy

What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

When ducks fly in a V, why is one side of the V longer than the other?

A: There are more ducks on that side.

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What do Jesus and my high school girlfriend have in common?

They both bled for me.

What did the Romans say to each other after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it!"

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

What is Samsung's next Note series phone after Note 7?

Samsung Not Explode

Why was the note denied alcohol?

Because it was A Minor.

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

Why is post college life so easy for Lannisters?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

Which language does a drunk Scotsman speak?

x-post /r/puns Scotch.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

What's that, turkey?

GOBBLE GOBBLE Timmy fell in a well GOBBLE GOBBLE breaks turkey's neck no time for your riddles, in the oven you go

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why can't Elvis Presley roll backwards with his car?

Because he is dead

What kind of car do ghosts drive?

BOOgatti!

Basketball Team Jokes More Basketball Team Jokes

What do you call 5 black guys and a white guy?

A basketball team. What do you call 9 black guys and a white guy? A baseball team. What do you call 11 black guys and a white guy? A football team. What do you call 100 black guys and a white guy? A cell block

What's the difference between an archeologists convention and a basketball team?

The archeologists convention is a nerdy bunch of diggers.