Deny Jokes

Why was the note denied alcohol?

Because it was A Minor.

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What's the difference between Turkey and Duck?

Duck doesn't deny the Armenian Genocide.

Why was Saint Peter so good at basketball?

He denied Jesus 3 times

Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

Why do black men hate posting on reddit?

Because they can't deny that their comment was the parent.

What's worse than getting dumped by your girlriend?

Getting denied by a car when hitch-hiking.

Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

Why did Jesus lose the basketball game?

Because Peter denied him three times.

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Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What do you call a chicken with no neck?

A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit.

What do Lewinsky, Monroe, and Reddit have in common?

They all went down on a President.

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals ?

The Lakers . (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals. ) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke .

How many suh boys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, its already lit fam. I cannot take credit for this due to being told this joke by a freind. He was in fact lit af.

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why do melons always have big weddings?

Because they can't elope.

Why do the melons have to have a traditional marriage ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why does the KKK wear all white?

Because they hate black, people!!!

Why can't Caitlyn Jenner's kids ever find their mom?

Because she is Trans-parent! (Not hate. Just a pun I thought of.)

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

What sound does a turkey now make?

Coup.

Minor Jokes More Minor Jokes

Why'd the band teacher go to jai?

Because he fingered A-minor

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Who, Jesus?

No, dummy. Superman.

What did the people who hung Jesus to the cross say?

Nailed it

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Volvo and a Mercedes?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Volvo

What's the difference between a duck?

One leg is both the same.