Because it was A Minor.
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Duck doesn't deny the Armenian Genocide.
He denied Jesus 3 times
Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.
Because they can't deny that their comment was the parent.
Getting denied by a car when hitch-hiking.
Because it means they *cantaloupe*
Because Peter denied him three times.
Because they cantaloupe.
A melon collie.
A member of the Kru Krux Kran
Because then the children have to play inside.
They all went down on a President.
Ask them if they're on reddit. I'm sorry.
He heard the ref was blowing fouls!
Not sure, probably just hanging out.
Because if they all went, it would be Hell.
She ran away from the ball.
Because the black kids don't wanna get kicked off the basketball team.
Juan (This probably has been posted earlier but is still funny )
Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.
All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.
The stepmother, because sometimes you want to hit her, even though you shouldn't
