Why can't Elvis Presley roll backwards with his car?

Because he is dead

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Whats the difference between a woman and a dog?

Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards.

What happened when the elephant sat on the car?

A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

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What do you call a tank rolling through the streets of poland?

Ghetto Blaster

What did the pastry chef say to his apprentice?

Know your roll!"

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What would Elvis Presley be doing if he were alive today?

Scratching at the inside of his coffin.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive?

Cause he's dead.