Why can't Elvis Presley roll backwards with his car?

Because he is dead

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Who, dad?

Your dog, son. I hit your dog with the car.

Why did the cat sleep under the car ?

Because she wanted to wake up oily !

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

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Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

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What would Elvis Presley be doing if he were alive today?

Scratching at the inside of his coffin.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive?

Cause he's dead.