How did a blind man drive his car?

A: One hand on the wheel the other on the road.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.

Why couldn't the Japanese guy see his car?

Because he had a cataract!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the dirt, then cross back over?

Because he's a dirty double crosser.

Why did the chicken decide not to cross the road?

because it did.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What can hunger do that a woman simply can't?

Drive me to the grocery store.

What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why did it take so long for the postie to deliver the missing jigsaw piece?

He had a bit of a puzzle in his hands

How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What has one wheel, spins, but never moves?

A Ferris wheel.

What letter do pirates guess most often on Wheel of Fortune?

T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

What is the worst thing anyone can do to a blind man?

Leave a plunger in the toilet!

Why did the blind man cross the road?

Cuz he couldn't see it (Probly already posted but I've never seen it on r/jokes before)