How did a blind man drive his car?

A: One hand on the wheel the other on the road.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What car did the Apostles drive?

Hint:Acts 2:1 KJV)

What do cars and humans have in common?

We both burn gas.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why is the orange Rolling down the road?

Because it's run out of juice!!!!!! (:

What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road?

Hello from the other side...

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.

What should you do when your ex-girlfriend stands in the spotlights?

Drive faster.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's arse?

A mechanic.

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot..

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

Why do big trucks have nuts on the trailer hitch, but no shaft?

Because the prick's behind the wheel

Why were you asleep at the wheel?

Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

What is the first thing a blind man says?

My eyes! My eyes!

What did the blind man say when he walked into the fish market?

Good morniiiiiiing ladies!"