A: One hand on the wheel the other on the road.
A clutch !
Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment !
To prove it wasn't chicken. >:
Because he had no guts.
Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.
Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.
No chance of blocking an uppercut.
Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.
A Ferris wheel.
Meals on wheels
Hello, ladies."
Stick a plunger in the toilet
