How did a blind man drive his car?

A: One hand on the wheel the other on the road.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What's the name of the car of a hipster batman?

Tumblr.

What kind of cars do jedis drive?

A toy-

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?

A Moles Royce.

What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why did the siamese twins moved to England?

So the other one would also drive

What do you call a trucker that doesn't drive anymore?

Semi-retired.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How do you shut up a deaf person?

Punch them in the hands.

What's the worst part about meeting someone with Parkinson's?

Shaking hands.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What has one wheel, spins, but never moves?

A Ferris wheel.

What's the wheel for?

The pirate replies, "Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

How do you spot the blind man at a nudist beach?

Well..it's not hard

What has one eye but can't see?

A blind man... I'll show myself out... TO SEE YOU BACK NEXT WEEK!!