How did a blind man drive his car?

A: One hand on the wheel the other on the road.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What brand of car would the Roadrunner be?

Jeep Jeep

What do you do when you see a space man?

Park your car, man.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Goku cross the road?

Find out next time on Dragonball Z!

What did the chicken say before it crossed the road?

I'll be Ba Ba Ba Baaach!

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild?

deez nuts

What do you call it when you spill your morning drive-through beverage on your virus scan software?

Getting McCafe on McAfee

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you call a man with no hands and a book?

A read-only man.

What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

Why did Vana White run off the stage of Wheel of Fortune?

She had a bowel movement during her vowel movement.

What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

What's a blind mans worst fear ?

A prius

What did the blind man say to his old friend?

Ayy, long time no see!