How do you grow a cow?

Plant its nuts.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

What do cows like to put on their hot dogs?

moostard

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What is the difference between yoghurt and America?

When you leave yogurt alone it grows a culture!

What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are a dollar fifty. Deer nuts are always under a buck... I'll see myself out now.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...

He loves his pot.

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!