How do you grow a cow?

Plant its nuts.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What does a cow do after a break up?

Mooves on.

What do you call a museum for cows?

A moo-seum.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?

Grow old!

How did the farmer grow his portfolio?

Cornstock

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

Whats with the wheel on your john?

the pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"

Why do robots make bad lovers?

Nuts &amp bolts!

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

What's the difference between plants and black men?

Cells are found inside plants.