How do you grow a cow?

Plant its nuts.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do cow pastures smell like?

Dairy air

What newspaper do cows read?

The Daily Moos.

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What is the difference between yoghurt and America?

When you leave yogurt alone it grows a culture!

How do hobbit flowers grow?

Through Frodo-synthesis.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What are the cheapest kind of nuts?

Deer nuts, they're under a buck.

What did one ovary say to the other one?

What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What's the difference between plants and black men?

Cells are found inside plants.

How do you get the water in a watermelon?

Plant it in the spring.