How do you grow a cow?

Plant its nuts.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why kind of motorcycles do cows ride?

Mooooootorcycles!

What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one."

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

Why are basketball players so tall?

They're knee grows.

Why do black people where baggy pants?

Cause they're knee grows!

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What do robots do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

How does a plant walk?

It uses a plant stand.

Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.