How do you grow a cow?

Plant its nuts.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?

Join the Hare Force.

How is God just like a regular man?

If you're not on your knees, he's not interested and you know what they say, abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What's up Dad Party!" dads go nuts "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT

What did one nut say to the other?

Nut-thing! ....I'll see myself out.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

Why did the arborist plant new pine trees on their front lawn?

To spruce things up a bit.

Why do plants hate math?

Because it gives them square roots