What's up Dad Party!" dads go nuts "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT

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Whats the favored pasta dish among ISIL members?

Baked Yazidi............ I know where I'm going after this life :(

What's the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I don't know, I just click "submit"

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Why do you smell like weed?

Me: How do you know what weed smells like ! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy :(

Where did our son go?

What son *Dad cries with joy

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

Why do robots make bad lovers?

Nuts &amp bolts!

Who is?

These nuts"

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What goes above the water and below the water but doesn't touch the water?

An egg in a duck.

Why did the nun call the Womens helpline?

because she was touched by Jesus.

Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

What did the pizza say to the pizza cutter?

Wanna pizza me

What did Napoleon say about the chopped up body?

I wanna Bone a part

Thermostat Jokes More Thermostat Jokes

What's up Dad Party!" dads go nuts "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby ?

20 minutes, thermostat 8.