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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many NRA members does it take to stop a 6-year-old paraplegic from stealing a candy bar?

Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.

How do you know that the Invisible Man doesn't have any children?

Because he's not apparent.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What does A&W stand for?

Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

What would Joan Rivers be doing if she was alive right now?

Scratching at the inside of her coffin. Courtesy of my dad.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What do you call a guy with no nuts and a horn on his head?

A eunucorn.

What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What do you call an astronaut that doesn't like being touched?

A personal space man

Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

What did the boy gun say to the girl gun?

Wanna bang

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes? My all time favorite joke. Sorry if it has already been posted but who has the time to browse all of .

Thermostat Jokes More Thermostat Jokes

What's up Dad Party!" dads go nuts "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby ?

20 minutes, thermostat 8.