What's up Dad Party!" dads go nuts "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

When your boss asks you "do I look stupid to you?

it's a rhetorical question I know this now

How cool is that?

We don't know who he is, but we know his dentist!"

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Where did our son go?

What son *Dad cries with joy

What did the dad say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

Get out of my son!"

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

the pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

Why can a T-Rex not touch his toes?

Because he's extinct

How do you know when it's midnight at Neverland Ranch?

The big hand touches the little hand.

Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

What did the pedophiliac rabbi say to the young boy?

Hey there little boy, you wanna BUY some candy?

What did the boy gun say to the girl gun?

Wanna bang

Thermostat Jokes More Thermostat Jokes

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby ?

20 minutes, thermostat 8.

What's up Dad Party!" dads go nuts "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT