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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between a flatfish and a good woman?

The fish doesn't know it's plaice.

What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino?

Hell if I know.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What is Santa's favorite type of cookie?

Ask your dad.

What's a swear word?

Me: A bad word moms and dads only say when they're mad.3:Me:3: Is my middle name a swear word

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

How many nuts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

When do you kick a midget in the nuts?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What do they have in common ?

Both of them can sniff "the goods" but no one can touch !

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies ?

Disney Movies still touch kids

Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

Why do you own a hot dog stand when you draw and write?

Me: Wanna buy my book Them: No. Me: That's why I own a hot dog stand.

Thermostat Jokes More Thermostat Jokes

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby ?

20 minutes, thermostat 8.

What's up Dad Party!" dads go nuts "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT