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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do I know thieves are bad kissers?

Because apparently I make out like a bandit.

What do you call a dinosaur who knows how to please its woman?

A Lickalottapus

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Who do women produce milk for?

The baby and the dad.

Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What is it called when a spanish man has 10 testicles?

Diez nuts!

What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants?

It's driving me nuts!"

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What time was it when Jared got fired?

When the big hand touched the little hand

What's the worst thing to read in Braille?

Don't touch this.

Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes? My all time favorite joke. Sorry if it has already been posted but who has the time to browse all of .

What did one train track say to the opposite track?

Wanna race?

Thermostat Jokes More Thermostat Jokes

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby ?

20 minutes, thermostat 8.

What's up Dad Party!" dads go nuts "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT