How do I know thieves are bad kissers?

Because apparently I make out like a bandit.

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Why are hairdressers never late for work?

Because they know all the short cuts!

How do we know that Adam and Eve weren't black?

You can't take a rib from a black man

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What kind of shoes do thieves wear?

Sneakers.

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

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What do you call a robber who looks like David Beckham?

Bandit like Beckham

How do I know thieves are bad kissers?

Because apparently I make out like a bandit.