How do I know thieves are bad kissers?

Because apparently I make out like a bandit.

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How do you know Putin is late for Thanks Giving?

He's Russian to Turkey.

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When he's jalapeno business!

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What do you call a (insert racist minority slur here) on a brand new bicycle?

What do you call a (insert racist minority slur here) on a brand new bicycle? Thief. What do you call TWO (insert racist minority slur here) on a brand new bicycle? Organized crime.

What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

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What do you call a robber who looks like David Beckham?

Bandit like Beckham

How do thieves kiss?

They make out like bandits.