How do I know thieves are bad kissers?

Because apparently I make out like a bandit.

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Why do drummers carry transparent lunchboxes?

So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it. Ta-boom!

How do you know if you are drowning in milk?

If it's pasturize

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What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

ma

What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

The way they enter your house.

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How do thieves kiss?

They make out like bandits.

What do you call a robber who looks like David Beckham?

Bandit like Beckham