How do I know thieves are bad kissers?

Because apparently I make out like a bandit.

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How can you tell ignorance from indifference?

I don't know and I don't care.

Why should you know who is the bride at an Irish wedding?

Because that's the one you're *not* allowed to punch in the face.

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What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

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Why didn't the man report his stolen credit card?

The thief was spending less then his wife.

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What do you call a robber who looks like David Beckham?

Bandit like Beckham

How do I know thieves are bad kissers?

Because apparently I make out like a bandit.