How do I know thieves are bad kissers?

Because apparently I make out like a bandit.

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How do you know when a hippy chick is on the rag?

She's only wearing one sock.

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Don't worry, he'll tell you.

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How do I know thieves are bad kissers?

Because apparently I make out like a bandit.

How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day?

A: They are both up to something.

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How do I know thieves are bad kissers?

Because apparently I make out like a bandit.

What do you call a robber who looks like David Beckham?

Bandit like Beckham