How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day?

A: They are both up to something.

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What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

let's jack it.

Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm?

They take things literally

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How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day?

A: They are both up to something.

What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer?

A: You make my temperature rise.

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What are the hottest days during summer?

Sun-days

How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day?

A: They are both up to something.