How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day?

A: They are both up to something.

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What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

let's jack it.

What did the Mexican shopkeeper say to the thief?

That's Nachos.

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What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer?

A: You make my temperature rise.

How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day?

A: They are both up to something.

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What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.

What are the hottest days during summer?

Sun-days