How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day?

A: They are both up to something.

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Why didn't the man report his stolen credit card?

The thief was spending less then his wife.

How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day?

A: They are both up to something.

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What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer?

A: You make my temperature rise.

How can you tell the difference between a thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

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What do you call a hot day in Canada?

A Nova Scorcha!

What are the hottest days during summer?

Sun-days