How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day?

A: They are both up to something.

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Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm?

They take things literally

Why didn't the man report his credit card stolen?

Because the thief was spending less than his wife.

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How can you tell the difference between a thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day?

A: They are both up to something.

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How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day?

A: They are both up to something.

What do you call a hot day in Canada?

A Nova Scorcha!