How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day?

A: They are both up to something.

Previous Random Joke Next

Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

let's jack it.

What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

Thermometer Jokes More Thermometer Jokes

How are you feeling?

The thermometer responded, "0K."

How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day?

A: They are both up to something.

Hot Day Jokes More Hot Day Jokes

What are the hottest days during summer?

Sun-days

What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.