Hot Day Jokes

What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.

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What do you call a hot day in Canada?

A Nova Scorcha!

What are the hottest days during summer?

Sun-days

How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day?

A: They are both up to something.

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Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

What did the scientist say at the bar?

I'd like some H20 please.

3 Hour Jokes More 3 Hour Jokes

Why did the eskimo spend 3 hours arguing with the return counter?

Because the warranty is void if the seal is broken.

What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?

A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing."

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

Where do David Cameron and his party meet?

In the Conservatory!

Why am I black and you're white?

A boy asks his mom, Why am I black and you're white? She says, Don't even go there. The way that party went, you're lucky you don't bark

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

How can you tell if someone's a redditor,in real life?

Ask them if they're on reddit. I'm sorry.

What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What's the difference between a refugee and a terrorist?

I don't know. I just build the fence.

What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?

The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil."

Canada Jokes More Canada Jokes

What's the name of the elite hacking group from Canada?

Anonymoose

What do you call a hot day in Canada?

A Nova Scorcha!

Thermometer Jokes More Thermometer Jokes

How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day?

A: They are both up to something.

What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer?

A: You make my temperature rise.

Hot Summer Day Jokes More Hot Summer Day Jokes

What did the pig say on a hot summer day?

I'm bacon!

What did the visually-challenged gentleman say as he walked past the tuna stand at the open air market on a hot summer's day?

Hello ladies. Warm enough for you