Hot Day Jokes

What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.

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What do you call a hot day in Canada?

A Nova Scorcha!

What are the hottest days during summer?

Sun-days

How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day?

A: They are both up to something.

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What did the gangster's son tells his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!"

Why does it take you forever to text me back?

3 hours later* Her: What are you talking about

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What is the best color?

Reddit

Why did Snoo not check out a library book?

Because he had already Reddit.

Challenge Jokes More Challenge Jokes

What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.

What's the worst thing about challenging an unjust law?

Failing to get away.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?

He was a ghoulsnif fer.

What do you call a group of sorority girls/fraternity guys standing in a circle?

A round of applause ...because they all have the clap.

Hawaii Jokes More Hawaii Jokes

Where to, the Caribbean or Hawaii?

Me: No, this is just my lunch.

What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos

Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

What do you call a thief that leaves a trail?

A crummy thief!

How did the desk lamp store manager feel when thieves stole all his lightbulbs?

He was delighted.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan?

You take away its tiny brooms.

What is small furry and smells like bacon ?

A hamster !

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a Fabric Designer and a Science Professor?

Ask them to pronounce "LATEX"

What is the difference between a girl and a pool table?

You have a shot with a pool table.