Hot Day Jokes

What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.

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What do you call a hot day in Canada?

A Nova Scorcha!

What are the hottest days during summer?

Sun-days

How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day?

A: They are both up to something.

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Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why do pigs run into trees?

To shake out the alligators. I've never seen an alligator In a tree. That's because the pigs do such a good job.

How did the pig get to the hospital?

in a hambulance.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

How can you tell when a bar is haunted?

It's full of Boo's and Spirits.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What did the egg say at the party?

Omelet

Who did the ghost invite to his party?

Anyone he could dig up.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a neolithic taking a walk?

A meanderthal

What do you call a deaf pokemon go player walking into traffic?

Anything you want they're not going to hear you.

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What do you call a terrorist in the North Pole?

An ISISicle!

Why did the terrorist cross the road?

To send people to the other side.

Canada Jokes More Canada Jokes

Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

What borders on silly?

Mexico &amp Canada

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

Why did the bacon laugh?

Because the egg cracked a yolk.

What do Kermit The Frog'S fingers smell like?

Bacon.

Hot Summer Day Jokes More Hot Summer Day Jokes

What did the pig say on a hot summer day?

I'm bacon!

What did the visually-challenged gentleman say as he walked past the tuna stand at the open air market on a hot summer's day?

Hello ladies. Warm enough for you