Hot Day Jokes

What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.

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What do you call a hot day in Canada?

A Nova Scorcha!

What are the hottest days during summer?

Sun-days

How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day?

A: They are both up to something.

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Whats the difference between reddit and 9gag?

3 hours, but it takes 1 day for it to get to Hot

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !

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What do golfers do on nights out?

par**ty.

What did the facial hair say when it had to leave the party?

Sorry guys, moustache!"

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What's Canada's favorite board game?

Sorry

What do Filipinos call Canada?

Upper U.S.

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What's black and always behind bars?

Guinness (You bunch of racists)

Why did the director get kicked out of the bar?

He was making a scene!

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Whats black and hurts when you get it thrown in your face?

A Piano.

How do you throw a party in Nigeria?

You stick a piece of bread to the ceiling

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What's green and furry and smells like pig?

Kermit the Frog's finger

What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree...?

A Porky-Pine

Hawaii Jokes More Hawaii Jokes

What does Captain Falcon drink in Hawaii?

PUNCH!

What do you call it when two transgender people go on a couples cruise around Hawaii?

A trans pacific partner ship.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What does the 'H' in Jesus 'H' Christ stand for?

Haploid

Why is that Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for?

Because he's always standing by The Edge.