What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.

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What was it called when the dragon from The Hobbit was thrown out a window?

The Defenestration of Smaug.

How many 210 lb policemen does it take to throw a 140 lb suspect down 3 flights of stairs?

None, he fell.

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Why did the skeleton leave the party?

Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).

What does a blueberry do at a party?

The Anti-oxy-dance

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Why did the terrorist cross the road?

To send people to the other side.

What's the difference between a terrorist and a feminist?

The terrorist needs a trigger to blow things up.

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What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"

A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

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What did the Muslim Terrorist say when he bombed Hawaii?

Oahu Akbar!

Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

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What are the hottest days during summer?

Sun-days

What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.