What do you call a party with 100 midgets?

A little get together.

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Why'd the mushroom go to the party?

Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!

What's the difference between Det. Rust Cohle and a psychopath?

Psychopaths are fun at parties.

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How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb?

100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.

What pick-up line works 100% of the time?

Does this smell like chloroform to you