What do you do after you licked the softest and sweetest puss in the world?

You put it back in the crib.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What is the longest rope in the world?

Europe

Why did the worlds shortest feminist burn down a post shop?

Because the mail was always above her.

Lick Jokes More Lick Jokes

How do you get a man in a coma hard?

Lick his Comatoes

What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog ?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

Crib Jokes More Crib Jokes

Why is there a strange baby in the crib?

Daughter: You told me to change the baby.

What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)