What do you do after you licked the softest and sweetest puss in the world?

You put it back in the crib.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

Why did the chicken go around the world?

Because his name was Marco Pollo..

What's the shortest book in the world?

Deutscher Humor!

Lick Jokes More Lick Jokes

Why doesn't the Kentucky Fried Chicken use toilet paper?

It's finger licking good.

Why do dogs lick their balls ?

Because they can.

Crib Jokes More Crib Jokes

What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)

Why is there a strange baby in the crib?

Daughter: You told me to change the baby.