Who is the most communist cat in the world?

Meow Zedong

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How many narcissists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One narcissist. The narcissist holds the lightbulb in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

How does an engineer screw a light-bulb?

He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.