100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.
M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody
So the other day I'm talking to a friend about what happened to the Energizer Bunny. It's been quite sometime since I've seen him appear in a commercial. I was always under the impression that he "kept going." My friend proceeds to tell me the Energizer Bunny was arrested last year ,and they charged him with battery. Now it all makes sense.
He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !
Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.
2 scoops ice cream 1 scoop dead baby
1 dead baby in 10 trashcans.
Santatizer
They send them through the Wash.
What does Spock sing in the shower? I'll stop the world and meld with you!
BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.
100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.
You won't find a Lambo in a landfill.
100% abracadabra
One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was.
Wuh-wuh-wuh-one.
