100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.
A moo'd specialist.
You can actually get through the minefield alive.
Because if they didn't they'd fall over.
Pupil: Because it can't sit down!
Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.
1
Right there." That's not my phone. "Yes it is. I cleaned it!" My cell's white
5mins later* Me: I need a new room.
Not being able to see yourself in the mirror afterward.
Because it's harder to pick up.
fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.
100. One to actually clean it, and 99 to talk about how dirty it is.
A centipede on meth.
The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.
Wuh-wuh-wuh-one.
