100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.
It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."
Doctor: "Because I'm trying to talk to you, and it's very distracting."
Drive faster.
So they can stand closer to the sink.
1 if you hit him just right
The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"
Santatizer
To prevent bat breath!
1st he gets nice and wet, then he dies of drowning
Practicing
A receding hare line.
I feel sorry for you son, I got 99 problems but you got imaginary ones
One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.
Just one. But he has to check it 100 times one for each watt.
One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was.
Wuh-wuh-wuh-one.
