How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

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How do pigs talk?

Swine language

What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

a condescending con descending.

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What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!"

How does Ohm conduct an orchestra?

Standing on his head!

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What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1. No mind. 2. No business.

How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

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What did the mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

What do the janitors clean the Reddit office with?

Derpentine.

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What does a vampire stand on after taking a shower?

A bat mat.

What's the best part about showering with an eight year old girl?

Slicking her hair back and making her look like a six year old boy.

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?

A receding hare line.

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Whats the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I don't pay 100$ to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

What do you call 100 black people buried neck deep around a basketball hoop?

Afroturf

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How many dubstep fans does it take to wash a car?

One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was.

How many dubstep fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Wuh-wuh-wuh-one.