100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.
None. They'll just stand in the dark talking about how good the old one was.
Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)
An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it.
Because he's got rusty knees.
About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.
Cos 720 is 1
He can't go left
A bat mat.
Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu
A: One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage.
A centipede with a wooden leg!
A basketball team. What do you call 9 black guys and a white guy? A baseball team. What do you call 11 black guys and a white guy? A football team. What do you call 100 black guys and a white guy? A cell block
Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.
One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was.
Wuh-wuh-wuh-one.
