How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

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Who is it?

Police: Police. Me:What do u want Police: To talk. Me: How many r u Police: 2 Me: Talk to each other.

What did the pastry from Denmark say to the pastry from Norway?

Hey, I'm Danish. JK they're pastries, they can't talk.

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What do you call a bike in NYC that has been standing out in the sun for hours?

Tire-less

What does the 'H' in Jesus 'H' Christ stand for?

Haploid

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What is up with 1, 3, 5, 7, 9?

I can't even...

How is credit like cocaine?

Everyone just needs 1 more line.

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What does the aquarium janitor use to clean?

She uses all-porpoise cleaner!

When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.

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What does a Dalek do in the shower?

EXFOLIATE!

How do you get a hipster to take a shower?

Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream.

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What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?

A receding hare line.

Which is the most eco-friendly subreddit?

because 99% of its products are made from recycled material.

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How accurate is the Bible?

100% at short range

What happens when Lucy starts using 100% of her brain?

She's almost as smart as a man.

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How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

How many dubstep fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Wuh-wuh-wuh-one.