Slicking her hair back and making her look like a six year old boy.
Danke memes
Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!
Cross your legs
Asking because Spider-Man... I mean... Just asking.
Not being able to see yourself in the mirror afterward.
A toe-mat-o.
If it's a good one you will be able to talk about it later!
Papal
To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good :)
There's twenty of them.
He was having a midlife crisis
You can slick her hair back and make her look 6.
If you slick her hair back just right, she looks nine!