What's the best thing about screwing twenty one year olds?

There are twenty of them.

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How many South Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazillian.

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, no light bulb dare go out in the presence of Chuck Norris.

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What's the best thing about owning a car in Liverpool?

You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage.

What's the best thing about alzheimers?

You're always meeting new people.

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What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

Where do you find a five year old with no legs?

Exactly where you left him