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What's the best part about showering with an eight year old girl?

Slicking her hair back and making her look like a six year old boy.

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What is the best part about showering with a 14 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back just right, she looks nine!

What's the best part about taking a shower with an 11 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back, she looks like an 8 year old boy.

What's the best thing about an 8 year old in the shower?

You can slick her hair back and make her look 6.

What's the best part about showering with a 7 year old girl?

You slick their hair back and you've got a 7 year old boy.

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What is the best part about showering with a 14 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back just right, she looks nine!

Why does Jared love 6-inch subs?

He doesn't, he likes 14-year old girls

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Why do you take baths in milk?

I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower."

What's the best part about taking a shower with an 11 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back, she looks like an 8 year old boy.

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What's the best part about showering with a 7 year old girl?

You slick their hair back and you've got a 7 year old boy.

What's the definition of a redneck virgin?

A 7 year-old girl who can run faster than her brothers.

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What's the best part about taking a shower with an 11 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back, she looks like an 8 year old boy.

What does a French beaver call her home?

Madame

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What is the best part about showering with a 14 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back just right, she looks nine!

Why does Jared love 6-inch subs?

He doesn't, he likes 14-year old girls

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Whats the best thing about doing twenty four year olds?

Theres twenty four of them.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

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What do you call a virgin redneck?

A 7 year old who can run faster than her brothers.

What did the blind, innocent, sweet, paraplegic 7 year old boy get for his birthday?

Cancer.

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Whats the best thing about being addicted to speed?

Only one more sleep until Christmas!

What's the best thing about punching twenty one years olds?

There's twenty of them.