What planet smells the worst?

Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it.

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What is JPA? Joke point average. Where do people with high JPAs go to?

Hahaharvard

What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

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Why does Piglett smell nasty?

He plays with Pooh.

What do chemists say when they smell something that they don't like?

Pu

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What did earth say to the other planets?

You guys have no life!

What kind of music do planets listen to?

Nep-tunes.

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What's the best part about showering with a 7 year old girl?

You slick their hair back and you've got a 7 year old boy.

What do you call a dead skunk?

A stunk. My daughter made this up when she was about 7 years old. I thought it was incredible clever.