What planet smells the worst?

Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it.

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Whats a Joke with no Punchline?

Life

What do r/jokes and my dads jokes have in common?

They don't get better with age

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Where are smells made?

In the olfactory.

Why do Egyptian farts smell the same?

They have toots in common.

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What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet?

A: A Dinosaucer

Why is milk the fastest liquid on the planet?

It's pasteurised before you can see it!

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What's the best part about showering with a 7 year old girl?

You slick their hair back and you've got a 7 year old boy.

Why do horses make terrible congressmen?

Because they can only say "neigh!" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary.