What do r/jokes and my dads jokes have in common?

They don't get better with age

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What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on thanksgiving)

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Why are astrophysicists always nervous before they launch a new satellite?

It can be a very Hubble-ing experience. These jokes may not be funny for you, but they are Fermi.

Why aren't there any jokes about Jonestown?

The punchline was too long

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Why do dinosaurs use Christian dating sites?

Because they can lie about their age!

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.