Treason
For the pun of it.
Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."
A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.
both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!
Goudas.