River Derci. Sorry.
A: "The C" COMMENT A JOKE BELOW!
A sun bath.
Because they can't hear a word you're saying!
Just ask them to read this word: unionized.
It's a large fog in Italy
They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
Body centered cubic
No body nose.
The Mediterranean Sea
I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.