What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'?

River Derci. Sorry.

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What kind of water do ducks drink?

Bottled Waddle.

What goes over the water, and under the water, but stays dry?

Jesus in a submarine.

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What word starts with "n" and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

What does a rapper use to write their songs?

Word,yo.

Italy Jokes More Italy Jokes

Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy?

Because all the roads lead to Rome.

What is worse than the earthquake in Italy?

The Holocaust.

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What do you call it when a video game character gets hair on his body?

Q*berty. (my kids wrote this!)

Who left these bodies here?

Get them back inside the camp!"

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What is the best method of separating juice?

by concentration.

Where does a lonely ant go when it is separated from its colony?

I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.