What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'?

River Derci. Sorry.

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Why is there an olive in your water?

Me: What water Oh yeah this, this is definitely water.

How do you sink a French battleship?

Put it in water.

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Why did the punster enjoy the Broadway show about etymology?

Because it was a play on words.

What two words have the most letters?

Post office.

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What is the poor part of Italy called?

The spaghetto

What is the national bird of Italy?

A: The fly.

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What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box?

Body centered cubic

Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.

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How do you separate the men from the boys in the Navy?

With a crowbar.

What separates the men from the apes?

The Mediterranean Sea.