What goes over the water, and under the water, but stays dry?

Jesus in a submarine.

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Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Because the SeaWeed..

What did the fresh egg say to the boiling pot of water?

It's going to take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning."

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Why does Jesus and bartenders have so much in common?

Bcoz they are single, have no kids, got nailed and serve alcoholic beverage.

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?

He's always nailed to the boards....

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Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy?

Eggsercise particularly hareobics!

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What do you call a dog in a submarine?

A subwoofer

What's the difference between a baby and a submarine?

I've never been in a submarine.