What goes over the water, and under the water, but stays dry?

Jesus in a submarine.

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What do you call an unambiguous body of water?

The Specific Ocean

Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Because the SeaWeed..

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Why is Jesus bad at hockey?

He always gets nailed to the boards.

What did the mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

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Why is it better to date a woman with heavy thighs during the winter?

Your ears stay warmer.

How do you get a puppy to stay the same size forever?

You stop feeding it.

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What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet?

Jesus in a submarine.

What is hard, long, and full of seamen?

A submarine