What goes over the water, and under the water, but stays dry?

Jesus in a submarine.

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What is the difference between a boat and a woman?

The boat cuts through the water, a woman waters through the cut.

What do you call an extremist group of water at 0 Degrees Celsius?

ISIS

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What were Jesus' final words?

So long and thanks for all the fish." Edit: Everyone hates me.

Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.

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How do you stay hidden in the Desert?

Camal-Flage

What gets harder the longer it stays in your mouth?

Bubblegum

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What did the sardine call the submarine ?

A can of people !

How to sink a submarine with 10 blondes in it?

You knock on the door.