What goes over the water, and under the water, but stays dry?

Jesus in a submarine.

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What do magistrates have with their water?

Just ice.

Who's there ! Castro ! Castro who ?

Castro bread upon the waters !

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Why does Jesus and bartenders have so much in common?

Bcoz they are single, have no kids, got nailed and serve alcoholic beverage.

What's the difference between a religious revival and a bikers rally?

At a religious revival, they say "STAND UP FOR JESUS" At a bikers rally, they say "SIT DOWN FOR CHRIST'S SAKE"

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and agnostic?

Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog.

How do churches stay so strong?

They pray on the weak.

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How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door.

How to sink a submarine with 10 blondes in it?

You knock on the door.