What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What day is /r/Jokes favorite?

Earth Day, it's all about recycling!

What did John Wilkes Boothe's stage partner wish him on the day of that tragic night?

Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

Why did the woman take her third aborted fetus to see the priest on Sunday?

Half Life 3 Confirmed!

Why did the black man go to the golf-club on Sunday afternoon?

Because he had a membership.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

How many blonde jokes are there?

One... The rest are true stories.

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

What is the dirtiest day of the week?

SaTURDay

Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong?

Because the rest are weekdays.

Strong Day Jokes More Strong Day Jokes

What are the strongest days?

Saturday and Sundays. The others are weakdays

What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.