What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

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What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

Where do bees go on their day off?

A: To the wax museum.

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What did you do for Mothers Day yesterday?

Mothers Day is this upcoming Sunday.

What do you give a cannibal late for Sunday lunch?

The cold shoulder

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What did the cop say to the doughnut as he ate it?

Rest in **police**.

What for ?

Ref: The rest of the match !

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

Why are Saturday and Sunday strong?

Because all the other days are week days.

What do you get if you have strep throat on Friday?

Saturday Night Fever.

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What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.