What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella. How long does it take them Days.

When do Arabs return their library books?

the day they're Dubai.

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

Why did the black man go to the golf-club on Sunday afternoon?

Because he had a membership.

Why are Saturday and Sunday strong?

Because all the other days are week days.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What do dead and black people have in common?

Well, I don't know. -They both get a rest, Ed.

What's the difference between Stanley Yelnats and the rest of the kids in Holes?

He was just a nerdy digger.

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.

What do you get if you have strep throat on Friday?

Saturday Night Fever.

Strong Day Jokes More Strong Day Jokes

What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.