What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

Why should honeymoons only last six days?

Because seven days makes a hole weak.

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

What does a Blond do every Sunday?

Swallow Jesus.

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What did the police say to the man who wouldn't go to sleep?

He's resisting a rest!"

What am I doing with the rest of my life?

I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

What did the mermaid do last Saturday night?

She went out with the tide.

Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday?

Work smarter not harder people.

Strong Day Jokes More Strong Day Jokes

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.