What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why do moslem girls love black guys?

more satisfaction at night for wearing a ninja suit all day.

What does Putin say during his new years speech?

Don't know but its so scary that they drink for ten days straight right after!

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

Why didn't John Travolta go to church on Sunday?

He had a Saturday Night Fever

How do you get out of Sunday school?

You tell your mom you're Sikh.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What am I doing with the rest of my life?

I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...

Why do Brides wear white?

To match the rest of the household appliances.

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?

They can wear casual clothes to work

Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

A: Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

Strong Day Jokes More Strong Day Jokes

What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

What are the strongest days?

Saturday and Sundays. The others are weakdays