What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

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What is the name of your Russian coworker you see the next day?

C. U. Tomorov

Why do they call the day after Thanksgiving "Black Friday"?

Because everything is a steal.

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What do you give a cannibal late for Sunday lunch?

The cold shoulder

What do single guys have?

Palm Sunday.

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What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

Why did the 3 year old go to jail?

For resisting a rest.

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?

They can wear casual clothes to work

What do you get if you have strep throat on Friday?

Saturday Night Fever.

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What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

What are the strongest days?

Saturday and Sundays. The others are weakdays