What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

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Where did you learn to make ice cream?

Sunday school.

What do cows do on Sundays?

they go to the moovies

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why did the circus animals go on strike?

The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.

How many members of an identifiable group does it take to perform a common task?

A certain number! One to actually perform the task, and the rest to act in a manner stereotypical of the group.

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

A: Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

What did the mermaid do last Saturday night?

She went out with the tide.

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What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.