What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What do you call that which barks during the day and floats during the night ?

Your grandma's jaws

What is the hottest time of day?

2:flirty

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

Why didn't John Travolta go to church on Sunday?

He had a Saturday Night Fever

What did you do for Mothers Day yesterday?

Mothers Day is this upcoming Sunday.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why do the bald seem to handle life so much better than the rest?

They're always eager for more on their pate.

How many people from Quebec does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One: He holds the bulb and the rest of Canada revolves around him.

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

Why does Saturday stink?

Because it has a turd in it.

Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?

They can wear casual clothes to work

Strong Day Jokes More Strong Day Jokes

What are the strongest days?

Saturday and Sundays. The others are weakdays

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.