What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

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What did the double hand amputee get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't managed to open it yet.

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?

They both drop their needles !

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How do you know that Adam and Eve were white?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man

What was the first treacherous thing said?

Adam you gotta try this!

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What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

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What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

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It's Christmas, Eve.

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What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!