What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

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Let's hang.

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It's Christmas, Eve!

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Don't wash it in there, you'll make the fish smell like that!"

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You owe Eve an O.

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It's Christmas, Eve.

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What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!