What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

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Why didn't the string get anything for Christmas?

Because he was knotty!

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Fancy a bite

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What is Adam's brother called?

Subtractem

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I'm turning over a new leaf.

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What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!

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You owe Eve an O.

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What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!

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It's Christmas, Eve.

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It's Christmas, Eve!

What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve."