What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?

Nothing, he didn't make it that far.

What do ISIS want for Christmas?

Turkey, apparently.

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How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

Who were the first people not to read the apple ToC?

Adam and Eve

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What did God say after she made Eve?

Practice makes perfect."

What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

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What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!

Why was the milkman afraid on Christmas eve?

Because of the Ghost of Christmas Pasteurisation.

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What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve."

What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!