Christmas Eve Jokes

Why was the milkman afraid on Christmas eve?

Because of the Ghost of Christmas Pasteurisation.

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What do the lady reindeer do on Christmas eve?

They hit the town and blow a few bucks.

What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

What do you call the day before Christmas Eve?

Christmas Adam

Why did it rain on Christmas Eve?

Because of Santa and his Raindeer.

What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve."

What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?

Black mail !

What do you do if somebody dies Christmas Eve?

Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning

What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!

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What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.