What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?

Black mail !

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How do you get a parrot to talk properly ?

Send him to polytechnic !

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It don't need cleaning!

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Pen Gwyn !

What's the longest verb in the English language?

Smiles. There is a mile between the first and the last letter.

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Pigs don't fit in chimneys.

Why does Santa go down the chimney?

Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide

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It's Christmas, Eve."

What do you do if somebody dies Christmas Eve?

Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning

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What do you get if a post office burns down?

Black mail.

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?

Black mail !