What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?

Black mail !

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Why did the chicken get sent off?

For persistent fowl play!

Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

the obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

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Which two letters of the alphabet are nothing?

MT (empty)

Why is the letter N the most powerful letter?

Because it is in the middle of TNT.

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What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia!

What is Santas motto?

Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney.

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What do you do if somebody dies Christmas Eve?

Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning

What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

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What do you get if a post office burns down?

Black mail.

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?

Black mail !