What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?

Black mail !

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How do you send a sandwich to someone on a computer?

in bytes

What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ?

Cross mouse cards !

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Which word is the longest in the English language?

Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

Why do American's take letters out of words?

Because they're lazy, and they hate U.

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What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.

What do you call someone who's afraid of Santa getting stuck in their chimney?

Claus-trophobic.

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What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

What do the lady reindeer do on Christmas eve?

They hit the town and blow a few bucks.

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?

Black mail !

What do you get if a post office burns down?

Black mail.