What did the dad say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

Get out of my son!"

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

It's your dad.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you call a pig on the Beach?

Bay-Con

Where'd I drop my waffle?

At the beach in San Diego.

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

What did Michael Jackson have in common with Target?

Boys clothes half off.

Who was Michael Jackson?

Son: Dad, is God man or a woman? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God black or white? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God good or bad? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God - Michael Jackson?

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?

Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!

What did the Mexican firefighter call his son??

Jose