What did the dad say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

Get out of my son!"

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

When she asks "is that your puppy?

say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you call tiny waves that wash up onto a beach?

Microwaves!

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a Disney movie?

Disney movies can still touch little kids.

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black?

OC A parka, son.

What did the Oxen say to his son moving out?

Bison