What did the dad say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

Get out of my son!"

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What does your Dad sell ?

Ed: Salt. Ned: Well my dad is a salt seller too. Ed: Shake.

What has four legs and isn't alive?

Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What did the beach boys play at their reunion show?

Wouldn't it be nice if we were younger.

What do you find on a beach?

A tangent.

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.

What did the World Chess Champion ask Michael Jackson?

Do you want to be black, or white

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the dad buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school?

Bison

What do you call Figrin D'an's first born boy?

Son of a Bith!