What did the dad say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

Get out of my son!"

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

It's your dad.

Who is the best Native American to have around when you have a cold?

The Hanky chief (Yes this is all my own work, I thank you) No I am not a dad

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

What do you call tiny waves that wash up onto a beach?

Microwaves!

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

How do you tell Michael Jackson's age?

You put a color scale next to his face.

What is Michael Jackson's favorite piano chord?

A-minor

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What do u say?

SON: I WILL CRUSH MY ENEMIES ME: *nervous laughter* No, the other thing SON: Oh. Thank you

Which joke has the maximum HOT Nuns in it?

You don't know none.. And here to learn one.. So when you are with your friends.. Or walking with your son.. Tell them reddit jokes.. thinking now they would listen... (to you) play it cool, play it slow.. No need to blow.. Take this further, take this far.. till sang by a star. (Improvise it as you like, don't care about the grammar. No rapper does.)