What did the dad say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

Get out of my son!"

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What do you call a noisy Chinese dog?

How-Ling (my dad wanted me to post this)

How did Tiger Woods get the name Tiger?

His mom is Thai and his dad is.......

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

A sandwich.

Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a Xbox?

They're both made of plastic, and little kids turn them on.

What college did Michael Jackson go to?

Bringham Young

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What do u say?

SON: I WILL CRUSH MY ENEMIES ME: *nervous laughter* No, the other thing SON: Oh. Thank you

What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?

Jose and Hoseb