What did the dad say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

Get out of my son!"

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What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

What did the gangster's son tells his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!"

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Why didn't the derivative of sec(x) go to the beach?

Because secant tan

What kind of witch goes to the beach?

A: Sandwitch

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Where did Michael Jackson go to college?

BringemYoung University

What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing about twenty-eight year olds?

There's 20 of them.

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What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!

What did the two stoners do with their son when they divorced?

They put him under joint custody.