What did the dad say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

Get out of my son!"

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally , cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

Why is Simba an orphan?

A: Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What did the man say to the priest at the beach?

Do you mind getting out of my son.

Why doesn't Kanye West take his wife to the beach?

Because he is afraid tidal wave will take her away from him.

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

Why did they have to put Michael Jackson down?

Because he couldn't race anymore!

Why is Michael Jackson not able to back into a parking space?

Because he is dead.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did quantum consciousness say to its son?

Your awareness differentiates to the expansion of experiences and freedom impacts the expression of the phenomena in reality to quantum belonging.

What do you get when you elect Bernie Sander's son as president?

A son Bern