They're both made of plastic, and little kids turn them on.
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One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.
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Michael Jackson's ghost's hand.
Hey that's mycoat Jackson!
Disney movies can still touch little kids.
He touched a lot of people.
One goes from black to white, the other goes from white to black.
Get out of my son!"
Because he is dead.
Everything's gonna be all white.
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Because he always came in a lil behind.
Tosses them off.
From a catalogue. ba dum tss
Disney Movies still touch kids
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Disney movies can still touch children.
Because he's dead.
Jacks on Jacks off
Artificial colouring.
They both started out black and blue then became white and golden
Michael Jackson the third.
Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin.
BringemYoung University
There's 20 of them.
Because he couldn't race anymore!
Nata-LEE-HEE!
10 "number 1's" and a not guilty verdict
He's been underground for five years now.
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Because there are twenty of them.
Michael Jackson!
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they touched some many lives
He ate a 10 year old wiener.
They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.
Michael Jackson
One is white and scares young children and the other is a ghost.
Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 20 years? Michael Jackson
Nothing, Michael liked boys.
They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.
Make that change"
They both spent a fortune making their noses more white.
Son: Dad, is God man or a woman? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God black or white? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God good or bad? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God - Michael Jackson?
One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.
It was done in A minor.
A: Michael Jackson's hand !!
Because he thought it was a delivery service.
One of them got shot for touching a kid.
They are both made of plastic and get turned on by children!
Cause he's dead.
He heard boys' pants were half off.
Boys clothes half off.
He thought they were a delivery service
He wasn't nosey.
When the big hand touches the little hand.
Little boys pants half off.
Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))
Because he was always coming in a little behind.
They both came in a little behind.
One was shot for playing with little children.
Just beet it
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Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!
They both have little boys' jeans half off.
Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house.
Michael Jackson.
Mine are Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston
He wasn't hot enough.
You put a color scale next to his face.
Do you want to be black, or white
Would you please move You're in my sun.
They're both dead.
Because he was home alone.
Billy Jeans!
Single.
A: Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby.
the GENERAL STORE HAHAHAHAHAHA IM SO SORRY
The pharmacy.
You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till monday!
Because they don't have legs to walk, man.
None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.
Both have a huge bellend swinging his weight around inside
It's over, man.
Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)
It defies logic
Because women have no rights.
None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale Because there's no light inside the closet
They're both in bread
When the big hand touches the little hand
A sleepover at Michael Jacksons house
