Baby Diaper Jokes

What is white and inside a baby's diaper?

Michael Jackson's ghost's hand.

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What's brown and in a baby's diaper?

A: Michael Jackson's hand !!

How many feminists does it take to change a baby's diaper?

A: Don't be silly, feminists can't change anything. And besides, where would they find a baby!

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What does the Pillsbury Dough boy hide under his apron?

Dough nuts!

Where do you hide an airport?

IN PLANE SIGHT!

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What's funnier than a crying baby?

A dead baby.

What diapers should you put on a dead baby?

Pamperspired.

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Why are you wearing such a large shirt?

Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.

What do you call a dog wearing headphones?

Ear bud

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What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?

Hot dog!'

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What do a baby and a pancake have in common?

If its black it aint good

How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

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What diapers should you put on a dead baby?

Pamperspired.

What do diapers and politicians have in common?

They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason

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What is the difference between a gorilla and Michael Jackson?

One of them got shot for touching a kid.

What did Michael Jackson say at the bank?

Make that change"

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What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants?

It's driving me nuts!"

Whats with the wheel on your john?

the pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"