Baby Diaper Jokes

What is white and inside a baby's diaper?

Michael Jackson's ghost's hand.

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What's brown and in a baby's diaper?

A: Michael Jackson's hand !!

How many feminists does it take to change a baby's diaper?

A: Don't be silly, feminists can't change anything. And besides, where would they find a baby!

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What's brown and hides in the attic?

The Diarrhea of Anne Frank

Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

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What do books wear on a rainy day?

Rain Quotes

Why weren't there any famous gun slingers in the Canadian West?

Because they all wore mittens.

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What do you call a group of scientologist almonds?

Nuts.

Whats with the wheel on your john?

the pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"

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Whats worse than five dead babies in a trash can?

One dead baby in five trash cans

What is the difference between a dead baby and a water melon?

One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one's a water melon.

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What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson with the Karate Kid?

Jacks on Jacks off

What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing about twenty-eight year olds?

There's 20 of them.

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Why are diapers like $10 bills?

Because you have to change them.

What do diapers and politicians have in common?

They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason

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What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?

An ingestigation

How can you get out of a locked room with a piano in it?

A: Play the piano until you find the right key.

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Why did the baby cross the road?

It didn't hit the car's windshield.

What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers ?

Infantry !