Michael Jackson's ghost's hand.
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A: Don't be silly, feminists can't change anything. And besides, where would they find a baby!
There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?
A dead baby in 6 trash cans.
The Diarrhea of Anne Frank
Hide the tiddley winks.
Because they're in continents.
Pamperspired.
She didn't take it far enough into the woods.
A paragraph because he's not quite an essay (ese)
Me: I have a fake garden rock w/a key inside. Police: They found it Me: They threw it through the window.
Drunk people are found bars. Black people are found them.
Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 20 years? Michael Jackson
There's 20 of them.
Cashews.
ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"
Me: Oh, you'd be there, too
Lawsuits.