What's brown and hides in the attic?

The Diarrhea of Anne Frank

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Where is the best place to hide a lawyer?

In a brief case.

How do you hide a elephant in a cherry tree?

Paint it's balls red. Howed Tarzan die Picking cherries.

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Where does a toilet keep his secrets?

In his diarrhea.

What did the sprinter with diarrhea do during the race?

He activated his bo... LOL

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What was the last line in Anne Frank's diary?

Just a moment, someone's knocking on the door..

Which book has the worst cliffhanger?

Anne Frank's Diary

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What do you call a Star wars fan in an attic?

Annakin Frank

I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...

The sails are going through the roof.