What's brown and hides in the attic?

The Diarrhea of Anne Frank

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What do you call an amphibian in hiding?

Incognitoad.

Why do you hide behind a mask?

Kylo Ren: *takes off his mask to reveal his real face* Rey: Wow. Put the mask back on.

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When do Catholics allow the use of condoms?

When the choir boys have diarrhea.

What did the Jihadist say when he had explosive Diarrhea?

ALLAHPOO AKBAR!

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Why do people find Anne Frank so attractive?

Because she is smoking hot

What do Anne Frank and Bin Laden have in common?

They're both hide and seek champions!

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What's the Difference between a Wife and an Attic Door?

An attic door can shut up. im going to hell

I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...

The sails are going through the roof.