What's brown and hides in the attic?

The Diarrhea of Anne Frank

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Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it

What are you hiding in there?

nuthin Vin Diesel noises from closet M: Is Vin Diesel in there -...yes Vin Diesel: from closet No.

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Where do tech guys with diarrhea go to work?

IBM

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

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What's brown and hides in the attic?

The Diarrhea of Anne Frank

Why do people find Anne Frank so attractive?

Because she is smoking hot

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What's the Difference between a Wife and an Attic Door?

An attic door can shut up. im going to hell

I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...

The sails are going through the roof.