Anne Frank Jokes

What was Anne Frank's middle name?

Ashley

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Why didn't Anne Frank finish her diary?

She needed more concentration.

What's the most useless thing ever?

Anne Frank's drum kit.

What's brown and hides in the attic?

The Diarrhea of Anne Frank

What is brown and sits in a toilet in a dutch attic?

The diarrhea of Anne Frank.

Which book has the worst cliffhanger?

Anne Frank's Diary

What did Anne Frank say when she threw a ball at the water fowl's head?

Duck!

What do Anne Frank and Bin Laden have in common?

They're both hide and seek champions!

Why do people find Anne Frank so attractive?

Because she is smoking hot

What was the last line in Anne Frank's diary?

Just a moment, someone's knocking on the door..

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What was the last line in Anne Frank's diary?

Just a moment, someone's knocking on the door..

Which book has the worst cliffhanger?

Anne Frank's Diary

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What was Anne Frank's middle name?

Ashley

Who's there ! Ashley ! Ashley who ?

Ashley-t's foot !

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How do they keep track of books at the sausage library?

The Andouille Decimal System

Which book makes prudish Gorillas blush?

The Naked Ape!

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How do you know a drummer is at your door?

The knock speeds up.

What is small, dark, and knocking at the door?

The future

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Why did the astronomer break up with his girlfriend?

He just needed some space.

What's your best mattress joke?

Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)

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Why was the garbage man arrested?

Because he was bin laden.

Why did Bin Laden listen to Eminem?

He was an Afghani-Stan.

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What's long, black, and dangerous to cut?

The line at KFC.

What would you're opening line be?

Like outrageous, dark, funny whatever let's hear!

Diarrhea Jokes More Diarrhea Jokes

What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?

Plenty o' room.

What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown?

an elephant with diarrhea