What happened to the little Dutch boy after he put his finger in the dyke?

she shattered his jaw!

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What happens when you combine TNT with a hard drive?

It gets blown to

What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction?

You rub them the wrong way

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Why are anorexic people cannibals?

Because they're always putting their fingers in their mouths.

How many fingers does the dragonborn have?

8 fingers and 2 Thu"ums... Unless the dragonborn only has a Haafingar

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What is brown and sits in a toilet in a dutch attic?

The diarrhea of Anne Frank.

Where do Dutch sheep go at night?

TO SHLEEP! :D

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What do Bill Cosby and the Little Dutch Boy have in common?

Both were caught with their finger in the dyke.

What happened to the little Dutch boy after he put his finger in the dyke?

she shattered his jaw!

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Why did r/TwoXChromosomes flood?

The dyke broke.

What are they planning on calling the next die hard movie in which the main villain is a lesbian terrorist?

DYKE HARD

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How's your meal?

i've dislocated my jaw & swallowed the whole table

How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

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What happened to the little Dutch boy after he put his finger in the dyke?

she shattered his jaw!

What shatters faster than your smartphone screen?

A newborn with osteoporosis.