she shattered his jaw!
He had so much wax in his ears that he became a permanent contributor to Madame Tussaud's.
it seemed funnier when I first said it. is this how it always happens
Because they're always putting their fingers in their mouths.
A: Darn!
The diarrhea of Anne Frank.
Both were caught with their finger in the dyke.
The dyke broke.
Kick his sister in the jaw.
A newborn with osteoporosis.
Because it's paneless.
