What happened to the little Dutch boy after he put his finger in the dyke?

she shattered his jaw!

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What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano?

He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."

What happened when the turkey got into a fight?

He got the stuffing knocked out of him.

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What's the best kind of guy to get fingered by?

One with Parkinson's disease!

What did the 9 year old girl say to her swimming instructor?

Will I really sink if you take your fingers out

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What happened to the little Dutch boy after he put his finger in the dyke?

she shattered his jaw!

What excuse did the unemployed cellist give for going dutch with his date?

He's flat Baroque...

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What do Bill Cosby and the Little Dutch Boy have in common?

Both were caught with their finger in the dyke.

What happened to the little Dutch boy after he put his finger in the dyke?

she shattered his jaw!

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What are they planning on calling the next die hard movie in which the main villain is a lesbian terrorist?

DYKE HARD

Why did r/TwoXChromosomes flood?

The dyke broke.

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How's your meal?

i've dislocated my jaw & swallowed the whole table

What did Jaws call his solo banking firm?

Loan shark.

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What happened to the little Dutch boy after he put his finger in the dyke?

she shattered his jaw!

What shatters faster than your smartphone screen?

A newborn with osteoporosis.