Shatter Jokes

What shatters faster than your smartphone screen?

A newborn with osteoporosis.

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Coffee Mug

Why doesn't a window scream when you shatter it?

Because it's paneless.

What happened to the little Dutch boy after he put his finger in the dyke?

she shattered his jaw!

Why do ruler manufacturers make a big thing about them being shatterproof?

Was there a ruler shattering epidemic that necessitated this