Why do ruler manufacturers make a big thing about them being shatterproof?

Was there a ruler shattering epidemic that necessitated this

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Who is the king of stationary?

The ruler.

Why do blondes put rulers on their foreheads?

A: They want to measure their intelligence.

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Why doesn't a window scream when you shatter it?

Because it's paneless.

What happened to the little Dutch boy after he put his finger in the dyke?

she shattered his jaw!