Why do ruler manufacturers make a big thing about them being shatterproof?

Was there a ruler shattering epidemic that necessitated this

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Who is the king of stationary?

The ruler.

Why did the blond take a ruler to bed?

To see how long she slept.

Shatter Jokes More Shatter Jokes

What happened to the little Dutch boy after he put his finger in the dyke?

she shattered his jaw!

What shatters faster than your smartphone screen?

A newborn with osteoporosis.