Why are colds such bad robbers?

Because they're so easy to catch!

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What did one tower say to the other?

I've got a plane to catch

How did you know that the janitors were dating?

They were caught sweeping together.

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What do you call a Hawaiian with a cold?

A Polysneezin.

What goes hum-choo hum choo?

A bee with a cold !