Why did Princess Diana divorce Prince C...

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When you gonna be famous?

I tell her, 'As soon as they find the bodies.'

How do you get out of Sunday school?

You tell your mom you're Sikh.

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What will people say when Prince Charles dies?

Long live the Queen.

Why did Prince Charles leave Windsor Castle and move to an alley?

Because: Camilla Parker Bowles.

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What does a Ferrari and poverty have in common?

Princess Diana can't stop either

What is the difference between Princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

One of them has a good driver.

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What's the difference between 6 inches and 12 inches?

6 inches makes you day but 12 inches can make your hole weak.

You see, firetrucks have 4 wheels, can carry 8 men and 4+ 8 = 12. There are 12 inches in a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler. There was once a ship named Elizabeth that sailed the seas. Fish live in the seas and fish have fins. People from Finland are called Fins. Finland and Russia had a war a long time ago. Russia has red on its flag and that's why they're red. Cause they're always russian around.