Why did Princess Diana divorce Prince Charles?

She was always told a ruler was 12 inches!

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What does a hippy tell you when you ask them to leave?

Namaste

Why did black people pick so much cotton?

Because we told them to.

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What do you get when you cross the Queen and Prince Charles?

Dead in a tunnel.

What will people say when Prince Charles dies?

Long live the Queen.

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana?

The Mercedes can easily reach 40.

What's the difference between a Volvo and a Mercedes?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Volvo

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Why doesn't a dog ever have a nose 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot.

What's 12 inches long and white?

Nothing.

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Who is the king of the pencil case?

The Ruler

Why do blondes put rulers on their foreheads?

A: They want to measure their intelligence.