Because there were too many rulers in school!
Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it
Aftermath
Don't worry, they'll let you know.
Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.
She was always told a ruler was 12 inches!
Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !
Because she was the Headmaster! My first submitted joke :)