Because there were too many rulers in school!
Bison.
He took the rhombus
Don't worry, they'll tell you that stupid vegan joke.
Don't worry, they'll let you know.
Because desperate times call for desperate measures....
A: To see how long he slept.
Because she was the Headmaster! My first submitted joke :)
Headmaster: I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What have you been doing? Johnny: Nothing, sir. Headmaster: Exactly.