Headmaster: I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What have you been doing? Johnny: Nothing, sir. Headmaster: Exactly.
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The headmaster.
You can make a pet out of a snake !
Because she was the Headmaster! My first submitted joke :)
Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !
Because there were too many rulers in school!