Because she was the Headmaster! My first submitted joke :)
He hasn't been promoted since 1963...
Because he was outstanding in his field.
Doyouthinkhesarus (Credit goes to whoever submitted that to the Coffee News)
Do I hand my life in
Headmaster: I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What have you been doing? Johnny: Nothing, sir. Headmaster: Exactly.
A: Because she had an interest in the principal.
Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh really What was the question Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal "
