Why was the hot teacher promoted to principal?

Because she was the Headmaster! My first submitted joke :)

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What do you call a Mexican on a riding lawnmower?

Promoted.

What do you call a Mexican on a RIDING lawn mower?

Promoted

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How do I submit a joke?

Do I hand my life in

What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.

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What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake ?

You can make a pet out of a snake !

What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ?

Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !

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What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving?

Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

What do you mean the school must be haunted ?

Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.