Because she was the Headmaster! My first submitted joke :)
Underlay! Underlay!
He hasn't been promoted since 1963...
Do I hand my life in
Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !
You can make a pet out of a snake !
Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh really What was the question Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal "
A: Because she had an interest in the principal.
