Why was the hot teacher promoted to principal?

Because she was the Headmaster! My first submitted joke :)

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What did the Mexican carpeting salesman yell to promote his business?

Underlay! Underlay!

What do you call a Mexican on a riding lawnmower?

Promoted.

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What are the best funny fake names you know?

I submit - Craven Moorehead

Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

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What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ?

Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !

Why was the hot teacher promoted to principal?

Because she was the Headmaster! My first submitted joke :)

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What's the definition of a school report?

A poison pen letter from the principal.

Why are you home from school so early?

Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh really What was the question Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal "