Because she was the Headmaster! My first submitted joke :)
Promoted
Because he was outstanding in his field.
I submit - Craven Moorehead
Because today's April full!
Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !
Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.
Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh really What was the question Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal "