Why was the hot teacher promoted to principal?

Because she was the Headmaster! My first submitted joke :)

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What do you call promoting a broom to the highest rank in the military?

A Sweeping Generalization.

What do you call a Mexican on a RIDING lawn mower?

Promoted

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How can you tell this joke was submitted by a woman?

No, wait.

How do apply for a job at the NSA?

You make a private phone call to anyone else, and submit your application.

Headmaster Jokes More Headmaster Jokes

What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ?

Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !

What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake ?

You can make a pet out of a snake !

Principal Jokes More Principal Jokes

Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind ...

Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

A: Because she had an interest in the principal.