Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

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Why couldn't the computer play golf?

Because it had the wrong Driver

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any

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.

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What's it like being a grown up?

Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly

What is an emo's favorite note?

G ...get it EDIT:im not saying the reference

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What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.

What do a baseball and a Mexican have in common?

The harder you hit it the more English you get

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How do you get whole race to hate you?

Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)

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A Game of Crohn's.

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You make a private phone call to anyone else, and submit your application.