Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

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What do you call a Psychic Compromise?

A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.

What kind of music do they play at Stonehenge?

Hard Rock.

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Why was John Lennon shocked when he got his wife's gynecologist bill?

He had misunderstood the doctor when he said "I do probe Ono."

Why did the lady tell her doctor she had breast cancer?

Because she wanted to get it off her chest.

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What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

Why does Islam get angry if you criticize their religion?

Im not sure they always seem to blow things up out of proportion.

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What do you get when you combine Soccer and Baseball?

Golbat.

Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

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Why are manholes round?

They figured three squares was enough for the sewers to handle.

What do you call going Doctor to Doctor... What do you call going Doctor to Doctor to figure out what your inflammatory bowel disease is called?

A Game of Crohn's.

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Why don't Muslims fill out online forms?

Because they refuse to Submit to anyone but Allah.

What's the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I don't know, I just click "submit"