Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

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Why did the punster enjoy the Broadway show about etymology?

Because it was a play on words.

What do German kids play on the playground?

Guten tag!

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What does the Doctor use to keep things running smoothly in the T.A.R.D.I.S?

WD-4D

What do you call someone who barely graduated from med school?

Doctor.

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What did the south tower say to the north?

BRB man, I've got to catch a plane. Im soz.

What's that girl?

Timmy's in the old well L: Arf arf He's dead You sure L: Arf! Okay here's a check for $5K L: ima need cash

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What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

Why don't they allow lesbians to play baseball?

When they get to third base they think they've scored

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How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

Why'd it take Little Red Riding Hood so long to figure out it wasnt her grandma?

I can tell after like 2 questions if its a wolf or my nana

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What's the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I don't know, I just click "submit"

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